SH*T

The place where moms go to breathe, vent, laugh, and remember who the hell they are.

Let’s be real—the bathroom is more than just a bathroom. It’s our sanctuary. The one place where we can lock the door, sit on the Porcelain Throne, and finally take a second to exist in peace—at least until the tiny hands start knocking.

Mom Sh*t is a raw, unfiltered space for moms who need a break, a laugh, a support system, and a reminder that they’re not just "Mom"—they’re still a whole-ass human. Whether you're sneaking away with your coffee, escaping for five minutes of sanity, or just looking for a place to let loose and say the things no one else will say out loud, you’re in the right spot.

Here, we celebrate it ALL—the beautiful, the chaotic, the WTF moments. We lift each other up, we tell the truth, and we don’t hold back.

MOM

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THIS isn’t your typical mommy blog.
This is your PORCELAIN throne.

Welcome to The Porcelain Throne.
Take a seat.  Let’s talk sh*t.

MOM SH*T  
A.K.A THE PORCELAIN THRONE

Let’s pop this cherry and talk some smack.

WANT TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT?

Photography sessions individually tailored + designed for every mama and budget in mind.

The Mama + Maternity Sessions are designed to celebrate all of the unforeseen adventures and rollercoaster rides of motherhood:  from the incredible highs and blindingly sharp dips, twists, and turns to those silver little linings -- you know -- the charming miracles that come with a furrowed eyebrow and that very generous wink of the eye.

Ladies, you are bonafide diamonds who are worthy of it all.   So, let's harness that divine power that you naturally possess and let's flaunt it -- onto film.. and to the core.

💡 Got a vision? No clue what you want yet? Either way, I got you. Let’s make something that screams YOU.
 

 


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